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July 23, 2009
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Waking up has to be one of the most difficult tasks in the world. Every morning when I wake up at 5:30 in the morning, I violently throw my alarm clock.

The truth is, nobody enjoys waking up. When a person wakes up they look like crap, have a back ache from sleeping in an odd position, and feel the need to take a piss.

....(Or at least that's how I feel, I don't want to generalize everyone's waking patterns).....

The worst part about waking up is what you're waking up to. You may be waking up for a tedious day of school or a mundane job that you regret dropping out of college to accept the "promotion" given to you at Red Lobster.

Some are lucky in the fact that they have nothing to wake up for. Then again, if you have nothing to wake up to then you'll be very lonely and depressed for a long, long time.
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