Yelp Reviews of Lady Gaga's New Restaurant

By Ken Furer October 27, 2011 | 29,412 Views
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Lady Gaga's father, Mr. Gaga, is opening a new Italian restaurant in New York called 'Joanne.' Although he claims there won't be any tie-ins to his pop icon daughter, these early Yelp reviews indicate otherwise:

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  • all i can say is ... he he he hehehe ... beavis style ... <3
  • Hooker casual! BAAHAHAHAHA Hilarious!!!
  • I would really like to go to this place sounds very out there lol....
  • Those reviews are hilarious!!
  • hahah i can't wait!
  • Can't wait till one opens up in Hollywood.....
  • hooker casual hahahaha, accepts credit cards: yes, and also head pieces lmao!!
  • then we all went home and had a three way..... lmao!
  • HAHAHAHA nipple tape!!!!!!!
  • Would have been even funnier if it wasn't real.
  • LOL those reviews are surreal and funny....sounds like the making of another Tim Burton movie. What do you think?
  • good LOLz
  • Making fun of lady gaga is so last year, I mean, I want some effort put into my jokes, and despite the monsters, lady gaga is a joke that writes itself. No pain, no gain. In boxing, making fun of lady gaga would be the same as punching below the belt or biting someone's ear (kudos to Mike Tyson for making that phrase part of the common vernacular....NOT!!!).
  • yes pl..,
  • still...I'd go back! LMAO
  • still laughing me too! oh god that hurts!
  • it's her fathers restaurant...not hers. So this is stupid and pointless.
  • omg. is this place still there? I think this is a place that I should check out but most of these reviews are funny as hell
  • If you love Yelp, and Lady Gaga, this is right up your alley. Toooo funny.
 
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