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November 04, 2008
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Okay, I have voted.  My candidate is Daffy Duck.  I think a greedy little black duck is just what America needs.  At my voting place, I swear Comrade Stalin stands outside the door and when you emerge, he slaps a sticker on you.  If you should try to avoid being stickered he says--without humor-- "You can wear Steecker or please to get in back of truck.  NOW!"  I asked where the truck was going and he mumbled "Gulag".  Is that the Russian word for Mall?  I really want to go to the Mall and shop and drop in on Starbuck's.  So, I'm writing from the back of the truck on the way to the Gulag, Comrades.

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