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Published September 03, 2008 More Info »
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Published September 03, 2008

So, I have been wasting my day watching SCI FI channel's stupid monster hunting show.  This totally unbelieveable guy Josh has been hosing my intellect all day.  So, I am now ready to shoot my TV.  He's now hunting the GIANT ANACONDA somewhere down in South America and has asked some local expert if he can show him what an Anaconda looks like.  Ummmm....any F@CKING SNAKE longer than you by four feet is going to be an Anaconda! GEEEEZ!  Am I the only thinking human left alive on planet Earth?  Yes, Dumbass-Josh the snake has a mouth filled with fish hooks it calls teeth and they do bite.  Excuse me, I now desperately need chocolate.  You're on your own from here, Kids.

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