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July 06, 2008


I have never created a blog.  To be completely honest with you, I have never ever even read a blog.  So with my new profile that I just got on FunnyorDie.com, I saw an option that allows me to create my very own blog.  I had no idea where to begin.  I thought long and hard about what I should write.  I tried to figure out what another bored human being with nothing better to do might want to read about.  I wanted to come up with something that would possibly inspire another person, or maybe, elicit the response from readers: "Yeah, I know exactly what this blogger is going through".  I thought also about how my words might actually help others. Perhaps my words would only help one other person but, you know what they say.  So anyway, I was lying in my bed with my laptop on my, you guessed it, lap. Obviously I was debating about looking at porn or creating a blog.  Creating a blog won out, probably because I had already looked at porn twice today.  As I said before, I was really straining my braining, sorry but braining rhymes better with straining than brain does.  I was sitting there concentrating real hard pushing the thoughts through my mind. When suddenly it came to me, well, actually it came out of me.  I crapped myself as I was lying in my bed concentrating.  It went everywhere, well once it shot out of my boxers, it went everywhere.  I knew right then and there what I could write about, something that every person does.  Poop!  I am also sure that everyone at some point in their adult life has also shit themselves at least once.  I am not sure though, if I want my blog to be so specific as to only crapping in your pants.  I will try to be more general so as to reach and, possibly help, as many people as possible (even if it is just one person).  I will return tomorrow, hopefully, to write more (maybe in diary form) but, I really need to go clean this mess up.  It is starting to dry up and we all know how hard it is to clean once it starts to dry.  So goodnight for now and may you never lose your sense of smell, because if you did, how would you know if you or someone else shit themselves.