Dear Dan Harmon (creator of Community),
I know you and a certain America's favorite dad from the 80s have been having some troubles lately. As I was working on a spec script for your show, I decided to eschew any chance of becoming a professional TV writer and instead focus my efforts on granting you some sort of cathartic relief from your current turmoil. The following script provides you a way in which you can kill off the character of Pierce Hawthorne in a manner which both satirizes and celebrates the "unique enigma" that is Chevy Chase.
The script can be found here:
And if you don't want to read it you can listen to my delicious retelling of it here (aka an MP3 of it):
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