- Serving food at a local homeless shelter, using penis-shaped serving spoons.
- Taking a tour of Mickey Mantle’s childhood home.
- Using a Groupon for pap smears.
- Battlestar Galactica binge-watch.
- PCP-fueled home invasion.
- Finally getting that mole checked out, while wearing cleavage-enhancing princess dress and tiara.
- Using a pillow fight to address actual personal grievances.
- An evening spent counseling troubled teens, using penis-shaped gummy candies as an ice-breaker.
- Checking out the selection at the local animal shelter.