The Nightly Show got a surprise visit from Donald Trump last night. Well, technically it was a small troll doll riding in a toy helicopter but it was 100% indistinguishable from the real deal, so we’ll call it an official visit.

Over the weekend, Trump was in Iowa bribing children to take a ride in his chopper while a crew of illegal immigrants built his luxury hotel across the street from the White House. How does he do it all!?