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April 07, 2011

There is a frightening similarity between these two media darlings.

Jack the Ripper was obsessed with prostitutes.
Charlie Sheen is obsessed with porn stars. And prostitutes.

Jack the Ripper called himself “Jack” in a letter, but his real name is probably different.
Charlie Sheen calls himself Charlie Sheen, but his real name is Carlos Estevez.

Jack the Ripper attacked women in an Irish and Jewish neighborhood in London.
Charlie Sheen’s paternal grandmother was Irish and his mother was Jewish.
Jack the Ripper removed or mutilated his victims’ privates.
Charlie Sheen played an army private in PLATOON.

Jack the Ripper did his dirty work with a knife.
Charlie Sheen has a disturbing fetish for machetes.
Jack the Ripper’s case was investigated by Dr. Thomas Bond.
Charlie Sheen was married to Denise Richards, a former Bond girl.

Jack the Ripper is an assassin for a British royal in the comic and movie FROM HELL.
Charlie Sheen is a warlock assassin for the Vatican, or so he says.

Jack the Ripper had five victims.
Charlie Sheen has five children.

Jack the Ripper‘s victims were usually discovered at dawn in a pool of red blood.
Charlie Sheen starred in RED DAWN.

Jack The Ripper is probably now dead.
Charlie Sheen’s “Two And A Half Men” character Charlie Harper is probably now dead.