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After Tesla CEO Elon Musk enigmatically tweeted that Tesla has a big product announcement coming at the end of April that is "not a car," the tech world has been clamoring with speculation about what the mysterious product could be. Below we've compiled some of the most likely possibilities.

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After Tesla CEO Elon Musk enigmatically tweeted that Tesla has a big product announcement coming at the end of April that is “not a car,” the tech world has been clamoring with speculation about what the mysterious product could be. Below we’ve compiled some of the most likely possibilities.

Elon Musk “Not A Car” Mysterious Announcement Possibilities

  • A new engine for the existing Tesla models that finally doesn’t run on penguin blood.
  • Riderless horses.
  • Light bulbs that glow in your hands thanks to a big scary metal tower nearby.
  • A new kind of battery that you are allowed to eat when it’s done.
  • Direct Current power stations (Nicola Tesla deep cut joke, y'all!).
  • A cheap, environmentally friendly atomic bomb.
  • Musk by Musk, the cologne for engineers.
  • Partnering with the Jamiroquai Institute, they have cured Virtual Insanity.
  • Plan to move Saturn’s rings to their rightful place around earth.
  • Another internet.
  • Dunno. A kind of soup, maybe? Like a new kind of Tesla soup or something? No, probably not.
  • A new Tesla coil that Elon Musk keeps saying is super advanced but looks suspiciously like an ordinary slinky.
  • Car called “Not A Car” (fun trick).
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