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August 26, 2009
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 After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,
 as they could not afford a larger bed.  So the husband went to his
 veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have
 any more children.

 The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
 could fix the problem but that it was expensive.  "A less
 costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry
 bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can,
 then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

 The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool
 in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
 next to my ear is going to help me."

 "Trust me," said the doctor.

 So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
 He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

 "1"

 "2"

 "3"

 "4"

 "5"

 At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
 and continued counting on his other hand.

 This procedure also works in North Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky,
 Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West
 Virginia, and Washington DC.

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