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Published June 13, 2014

Sketch Writer: Kelly Brotman

Date:June 4, 2014

Wendy Freshner’s Summer Jobs

Sketch #10
* This sketch has nothing against the following to restaurant chains: Burger King and Subway.
Reedited:
05/11/2015

Job Title: Movie Concession stand worker.

Characters:

Wendy Freshner: (19) Wendy has managed to hold onto her thrift store job, but since the job isn’t enough to pay rent she has gotten a part- time job working at the movies.

Canada O’jeefe (Candy): (17) She just got back together with Trey. But then dumped him again because he put his hand in somebody else’s candy jar. She is working at the movie theater as well thanks to Wendy.

Trey: Candy’s ex, he begs Candy to take him back as a distraction, while his friends steal the pop corn, candy, and beverages at the same time.

INT: Movie Concession Stand

( Candy, Wendy, Trey)

Wendy and Candy are busy working behind the concession stand.

Candy
I can not believe you got us this sweet job!

Candy took a bite of a red vine.

Wendy
Yeah it is pretty awesome. All the movies we get to see are at a discount. Plus I can I practice my weather woman routines during the movie times.

Candy
Not to mention getting to eat all this free candy and pop corn we want.

Candy grabs a handful of pop corn.

Wendy
You do know we are not allowed to eat any of the products?

Candy
Whatever, my Dad is loaded. He is like the CEO of Burger King* .

Wendy
Then why are you working here instead of living off your fast food corporate Father?

Candy
(Crying) My Dad will cut all my credit cards if I do not make any money. I am down to my last Mercedes! My tennis club canceled my membership so now I am forced to work out at Curves! Do you know how much weight I gained since I lost my membership?!

Wendy
You look fine.

Candy
I look hideous! And all this candy is not helping me either!

Wendy
I am in a similar situation with my father….

Candy
No. No. We are talking about me not you, you boring plain jane.

Wendy

Canada, I got us this sweet new job, can you be a little nicer?

Candy
Oh, I have been plenty nice.

Wendy
You spat at that senior citizen who asked for a senior citizen discount on that popcorn!

Candy

He deserved it, he called me sweetheart. No one can call me sweetheart and get away with it, plus did you tell me that you slapped that old fart that tried to make out with you.

Wendy
That is different, he had dementia and he thought I was his wife at the time.

Candy
Whatever, I still say that old job was pretty sweet. You got all those coupons to Subway!

Wendy
Candy I keep telling, I got fired from that job because I hate Subway*.

Candy
Have you not tried their Doritos Sub? It is delicious!

Wendy
It is disgusting! I refuse to eat there anymore because I found a hair in my sandwich!

Candy
It was the only one time you have eaten there right? I betcha it was your hair.

Wendy
My hair is straight, and the hair was a gray curly thing.

Candy
Whatever I still say you lucked out on that job.

Trey
Hey sweetheart…..

Candy
Shit….

Wendy
I take it that he is your ex boyfriend you told me about?

Candy
Good guess. What you want Trey?

Trey
I want you back sugar biscuit!

Candy
Uh huh. You lost all privileges to calling me any of those cutesy sugar coated names!

Trey
But your my candy girl…

Candy
And you chowed down on that slut at that party!

Trey
That was no slut, that was um my cousin. I was just kissing her hello.

Candy
With your tongue?

Trey
I was getting something off her face!

Wendy
(Disgusted) What kind of guys are you into Cands?!

Wendy goes on back to restock the pop corn machine.

Candy
Look Trey, it is over between us! We are through! Give me one reason why we should be back together?

Trey
Because I am sexy and you know it!

Candy
Please do not go into corny 90’s music!

Trey
You love that song baby!

Candy
No, you do. I am not going to fall for any of your tricks.

Wendy rushes back into the scene.

Wendy
(Panicked) There is no more replacement pop corn. There are no more refreshments at all in the back.

Trey
(Laughs maniacally) While I was distracting you, my friends took all of your merchandise!

Candy
Her Dad’s a cop….

Trey
And I am out of here!

Trey leaves the scene while his friends run off right after him while all the candy falls from their pockets.

Wendy
My Dad is not a cop.

Candy
Whatever. Do you want to see the Guardians of the Galaxy, it is about to start? Since we are likely to loose our jobs here.

Wendy
We are going to loose our job here, and all you care about is seeing a movie?

Candy
It’s free for a limited time and we are going to get fired anyway.

Candy leaves the scene.

Wendy
Whatever.

Wendy grabs the Red Vines and hurries after Candy.

Wendy
But you will let me practice my weather girl routine afterwards right?

End of sketch.

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