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Published June 13, 2014
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Sketch Writer: Kelly Brotman

Date:June 4, 2014

Wendy Freshner’s Summer Jobs

Sketch #10

Job Title: Movie Concession stand worker

Characters:

Wendy Freshner: (19) Wendy has managed to hold onto her thrift store job, but since the job isn’t enough to pay rent she has gotten a part- time job working at the movies.

Canada O’jeefe (Candy): (17) She just got back together with Trey. But then dumped him again because he put his hand in somebody else’s candy jar. She is working at the movie theater as well thanks to Wendy.

Trey: Candy’s ex, he begs Candy to take him back as a distraction, while his friends steal the pop corn, candy, and beverages at the same time.

INT: Movie Concession Stand

( Candy, Wendy, Trey)

Wendy and Candy are busy working behind the concession stand.

Candy

I can not believe you got us this sweet job!

Candy took a bite of a red vine.

Wendy

Yeah it is pretty awesome. All the movies we get to see are at a discount.

Candy

Not to mention getting to eat all this free candy and pop corn we want.

Candy grabs a handful of pop corn.

Wendy

You do know we are not allowed to eat any of the products?

Candy

whatever, my Dad is loaded. He is like the CEO of Burger Queen.

Wendy

Then why are you working here instead of living off your fast food corporate Father?

Candy

(Crying) My Dad will cut all my credit cards if I do not make any money. I am down to my last Mercedes! My tennis club canceled my membership so now I am forced to work out at Curves! Do you know how much weight I gained since I lost my membership?!

Wendy

You look fine.

Candy

I look hideous! And all this candy is not helping me either!

Wendy

I am in a similar situation with my father….

Candy

No. No. We are talking about me not you, you boring plain jane.

Wendy

Canada, I got us this sweet new job, can you be a little nicer?

Candy

Oh, I have been plenty nice.

Wendy

You spat at that senior citizen!

Candy

He deserved it, he called me sweetheart. No one can call me sweetheart and get away with it!

Trey

Hey sweetheart…..

Candy

Shit….

Wendy

I take it that he is your ex?

Candy

Good guess. What you want Trey?

Trey

I want you back sugar biscuit!

Candy

Uh uh. You lost all privileges to calling me any of those cutesy sugar coated names!

Trey

But your my candy girl…

Candy

And you chowed down on that slut at that party!

Trey

That was no slut, that was um my cousin. I was just kissing her hello.

Candy

With your tongue?

Trey

I was getting something off her face!

Wendy

(Disgusted) What kind of guys are you into Cands?!

Wendy goes on back to restock the pop corn machine.

Candy

Look Trey, it’s over. We are through! Give me one reason why we should be back together?

Trey

Because I am sexy and you know it!

Candy

Please do not go into corny 90’s music!

Trey

You love that song baby!

Candy

No, you do. I am not going to fall for any of your tricks.

Wendy rushes back into the scene. Looks around frantically.

Wendy

(Panicked) There is no more replacement pop corn. There are no more refreshments at all in the back.

Trey

(Laughs maniacally) While I was distracting you, my boys took all your merchandise!

Candy

Her Dad’s a cop….

Trey

And I am out of here!

Trey leaves the scene while his friends run off right after him while all the candy falls from their pockets.

Wendy

My Dad is not a cop.

Candy

Whatever. Do you want to see the Guardians of the Galaxy, it is about to start? Since we are likely to loose our jobs here.

Wendy

We are going to loose our job here, and all you care about is seeing a movie?

Candy

It’s free for a limited time and we are fired anyway.

Candy leaves the scene.

Wendy

Eh.

Wendy grabs the Red Vines and hurries after Candy.

End of sketch.

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