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Published February 07, 2012 More Info »
Dear Contestants,  Congrats! You've made it past the first round. It's very clear that you can sing. But since this is a reality show, we need to make sure your backstories are intriguing enough for a TV audience.  Please select all that apply.    Are you... Single  Married Divorced Widowed Unable to love because your high school sweetheart died in a car accident and left you with a handicapped child  Straight Gay Vaguely Asexual   You view yourself as... Attractive Very Attractive Will be attractive after Hollywood week Ugly but in a charming way Skinny Fat Fat in a teddy bear way So unattractive that you become a success story simply because only the best looking people are allowed to have talent   Do you have… A life that's immediately recognizable as "depressing" or "a shame" An illness that TV audiences are vaguely familiar with (think MS, Tourette's, etc) A fiancé with a terminal illness Any parents/children who have died in your arms  An adorable child with glasses (If Black) Two supportive aunts that can join you at the audition (If White) Forty random family members that can join you at the audition (If Asian) Supportive grandparents who don't fully comprehend what's at stake No self-esteem No self-awareness A jealous sibling (twins, preferred)   Can You… Sing "Hallelujah" and pretend like you are the first to do so Hit on one of the judges and pretend like you are the first to do so Walk slowly with trees in the background, looking contemplative Give us a filmed tour of the shanty you grew up in  Justify missing the birth of your child for a singing competition Sell your soul on national television    
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