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Published February 11, 2008

Dear Josh College,

Going to the university is a lot like dancing with your pants around your ankles, you might know the right moves but it's damn hard to look cool doing it. Thank those greater than I for giving me those luscious capsules of confidence; perfectly packaged poppers that to others, are just Josh College episodes. While they all might enjoy watching, I want you, Josh, not me Josh, but You Josh to know... I pimped my room out as per your guidelines, I sided with you in your beef with Zach Braff, and I heeded your advices when I rushed and pledged. While the 10 slut commandments wasn't for me per se, it was for me... if ya know what I mean. But, you do, so all's well and so forth. Keep it up dickface.

Sincerely, Josh

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