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Published: October 25, 2011
Description: Animal Diaries

…after the third resuscitation attempt, it was clear that he was gone. His three brothers were still for a moment - then Titus broke the silence. “Cassius, get the door; Nero, the phones”. Cassius jammed a chair under the door knob and Nero ripped the phone from the wall. Titus then turned to face the petrified bar staff. “Now - who’s the son of a bitch who gave my brother a margarita with FUCKING SALT!?!?”…