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May 17, 2017
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Is Jabroni the new Deplorable?

The 2020 election may seem like a long way off, but it’s not too early to start to start looking at the two front-runners: a new poll shows that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is leading Donald Trump. Here are the most pressing questions surrounding the Trump-Rock race:


1. How tiny will Trump’s hands look standing next to that guy at the debate?

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2. Is “Jabroni” the new “Deplorable”?

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3. Holy cow, has your average wrestling fan ever been more torn?

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4. Obviously Sean Spicer is going to run in at some point with a steel chair, but who is he actually going to attack?

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5. Did Trump really invent the phrase “The Fast and the Furious”?

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6. Is Vin Diesel the new family values voter?

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7. Was one on the wrong side of the Cold War? Was the other on the wrong side of the Stone Cold War?

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8. Does it matter only one of them is in the WWE Hall of Fame? And that it’s not the one you think?

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9. Mick Foley: How many Cabinet positions can he hold?

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10. When Oprah inevitably enters the race, will she and The Rock split the Mom vote?

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