* Disgusted with recent press coverage... Michele Bachmann quipped that the Media wants to see her 'Mud Wrestling' with Sarah Palin. Although both declined ...they will continue their political campaigns of mud slinging.
* Bachmann added, “This race is wide open. We can accommodate all the candidates who want to come in." Instead of another debate...she has challenged her opponents to compete on the game show..."Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader". To make it a fair contest..she has requested the elimination of US history questions.
* US Rep Bachmann said, "The best preparation for politics any girl could have ... reloading our own shotgun shells". This explains her pot shots at President Obama.