HarrisonFord Hospitalized fom Deadly Ewok Bite

June 11th, 2014

By Derrick Dean

While working on the upcoming Star Wars film (Episode XII),Harrison Ford was hospitalized after being bitten by an Ewok.


Ford, who plays Han Solo in the film was snacking oninter-galactic almonds at the time when he saw what he assumed was a cute pint-sizedEwok.

“He tried feeding almonds to the Ewok and that’s when it jumped upand bit him,” chuckled Mark Hammill.

Despitethe numerous “Do Not Feed Ewoks” signs displayed throughout the studio, Fordblatantly disregarded his own safety, (a typical Han Solo move) by attempting tofoolishly feed the fuzzy little yub nubs.