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I woke up around 1:30 p.m. after a night of stupid drunkeness.  Hmmmm . . . I’m dreading opening my eyes.  Arrrggghhh! My eyes ~ light sensitive! Felt like I’m a vampire exposed to sunlight.  I stayed on my bed for a few more minutes, slight headache.  Not bad, for someone who has not gotten wasted for a long time.  I reached for my cell phone; I have a missed call from ‘him’ and a voicemail.

Well, instead of getting up, I went back to bed and woke up for the second time around 4:30 p.m.

First thing I did was turn on the computer and read the blog I wrote this morning.  Damn! Considering that I was drunk, this blog was written very well.  Maybe I should just alcoholize my system all the time.  I even added a disclaimer!  I guess I still want my job come Monday.

Voicemail from ‘him’: “. . . your blog was really good.  I see you have fabricated some things and there are some typos. 

What the fuck was he thinking leaving me a message like that? 

Anyway, I am not going to stoop down ~ I was a drunk Filipino writing a blog.  Just be glad that all the words that I have used are English. And by the way,


“You are not only a jerk, you’re also an asshole!”


And as for my emotional well-being, I have decided to just wait for David Duchovny to realize that he loves me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJHRuzTgPxY



NOTES: (I guess I need to clarify some things)

1.)    The urination scene was truly hilarious.  She started running around telling everyone on the dance floor that she needs to pee!  She sat down and started during her business.

2.)    My friend’s blood alcohol was 0.121 not 1.21.  I had to call her to make sure she’s still alive.

3.)    My arm has 4 hole marks from drawing blood ~ I swear I will not let a drunk phlebotomist draw my blood.

4.)    I do work in a hospital laboratory part-time ~ that is why I had to add my ‘disclaimer.’

Thanks for taking the time reading! 

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