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November 01, 2011
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Rush Limbaugh recently roared to Herman Cain’s defense against sexual harassment allegations.  This must have been a difficult decision for the egotistical dirigible, as it forced him to choose between two things he hates: black people and women.  Eventually, after popping 127 oxycontin, Rush did what men have always done: blame the woman.  “It was touch and go for a few minutes,” Limbaugh said.  “I thought my head would pop, but then an intern reminded me patriarchy trumps racism every time.  I can’t believe I almost slipped.  It’s a good reminder for me to practice my misogyny everyday – use it or lose it fellas.”
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