1. When life gives you lemons, fuck bitches.
2. Dropping bills like Jonah Hex, Hookers pay me for sex.
3. I smoke a J, then an L, than an M, N, O, P.
4. Bitches come and go, But when I cum they swallow.
5. Wake up in the mornin, Eat a bowl of the pussy.
6. Got a diamond on my dick, Every kiss begins with Kay.
7. I don't ever pay the check, The check pays me.
8. Gettin head like a pumpkin, Call me captain blumpkin.
9. I have Presidential mackage, So you can stimulate my package.
10. I never take a shit without head no more.