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July 09, 2014
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A tortoise

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As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, and I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s-ass. It’s the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years.
4. A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise! I don’t think so.

I’m retired. Go around me.

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