It seems as though poor Jon Stewart can’t even get through a broadcast these days without getting interrupted by a correspondent or celebrity that wants to pay tribute to the retiring host’s time on The Daily Show. For instance, just last night Stewart was preparing some oolong tea for him and his guests when in bursts Jon Hamm, practically begging Stewart to stop with the refreshments (and the whole show!) just so he could introduce a supercut of his fellow famous “Jon.“

Which brings us to the following 10,000-word opinion essay on why The Daily Show needs to think about getting better security… or, I guess if this is what’s working for them, that’s fine, too. Maybe you can just watch that singing supercut instead: