stapled to my lunchbag today was a note from my mom that said "do not open until lunch", so i didn't. when finally, finally, finally lunch period came i opened the note all huried-like and it said:
"i told you to wait until lunch. since you didn't, you are a disappointment". there was no lunch inside, just a couple of my own socks from the hamper.
i thought i was going to go starved until my buddy roger gave me half his pudding cause i let him watch me pee. yumm, my favorite! butterscotch!!