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July 17, 2015
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Google Translate just added an incredible new feature: the ability to convert the nonsensical toxic garbage that drips from Donald Trump’s shit-stained lips into normal English!

I’ve often been frustrated by how difficult it is to decipher what Donald Trump is saying. I see his mouth moving but I can’t make heads or tails of the blubbering nonsense that I hear coming out. Well, turns out I’m not the only one.

Which is why Google Translate just added an incredible new feature: the ability to convert the toxic garbage that drips from Donald Trump’s shit-stained lips into normal English! It’s still in beta mode but appeared to work pretty seamlessly in my preliminary tests.

First, you go to google.translate.com and select “Trumpese” as the input language:

select trump.jpg

Then simply enter a Donald Trump quote and let Google Trumpslate do the rest! Check out a few real life Trump quotes I tried:

Trump 1 - mexico rapists.jpg

Presidential announcement, June 16, 2015


Trump 2- not racist.jpg

Interview on Fox News “Media Buzz,” July 5, 2015


Trump 3 - birth certificate.jpg

Twitter, August 6, 2012


Trump 4- muslim.jpg

The O'Reilly Factor, March 31, 2011


Trump 5 - Rosie.jpg

The Insider, December 21, 2006


Trump 6 - bette.jpg

Twitter, October 28, 2012


Trump 7 - huffington.jpg

Twitter, August 28, 2012


Trump 8 - thugs.jpg

Twitter, April 27, 2015


Is there anything technology can’t do? Thanks Google!

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