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February 28, 2014

Jokes about the week's news.


A tech company has announced they are close to perfecting a flying car. The company says the car should be ready by the year 2000. 


In China, a man paused while robbing a bank to answer his cell phone. Which explains why his hold-up note read: “Give me all the money … Bread … Milk … Toilet paper.”


There’s a new app that helps you find the nearest location where Girl Scout cookies are being sold. It’s called “Duuuuuuuuuude!”


A new study has concluded that people make more rational decisions with the lights dimmed. The study was conducted by researchers who’ve obviously never been in a bar.


Officials in Colorado are planning to run a media campaign warning motorists of the consequences of driving stoned. To increase the effectiveness of the campaign, it will consist entirely of cartoons.