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April 09, 2017
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A study published Monday at the University of Arizona concluded that Drummers Boner does indeed exist....

New Study Concludes It Is Possible To Contract Drummers Boner

TEMPE-A study published Monday at the University of Arizona concluded that Drummers Boner does indeed exist. Subjects contracted Drummers Boner,a non sexual stiffening of the penile tissue, after exposure to halftime shuffles of Jeff Porcaro of Toto
and/or Bernard Purdie of Steely Dan. Side effects also included excessive hand or foot tapping and involuntary yawps of ‘yeah’ or ‘whoo’.

The study followed 500 rhythmically inclined males born before 1985,whose musical upbringing included actual instruments.

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