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September 01, 2010

Yeah. That's right.

Like most people, I imagine you start your day reading the We Are Central PA, the news site for the rest of us. So this is most likely old news. But for the rest of you folk wasting your time with your big city rags, good ol' WACP ran perhaps the greatest headline ever:

"Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case."

You're probably wondering the details, and I thought about withholding them, letting your imagination do the work. But alas, here's the deal. A guy named Kermit Butts was charged with assisting the murder of Samuel Boob. Some days the heavens shine down on headline writers and say "We'll do your job for you. Enjoy."

According to the site:

"Police believe that Butts drove Ronald Heichel to the Boob home and picked him up later in the day on August 23rd, 2009."

It doesn't get much better than that. But good luck getting people to take yourself seriously, We Are Central PA. You'll never get the kind of respect that Reuters has with that type of trash. They only write quality, family friendly headlines:

That, and only that, is true journalism.