Published June 26, 2011 More Info »
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Published June 26, 2011

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, 
looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, 
in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, 
naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"


Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too.
What state are you from?"