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Published February 27, 2013

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COME JOIN THE VOLUNTEER/MANDATORY ARMY OF WOODBURY!!!!!!

As you know we had some outsiders interfere with our innocent game of brother vs brother fight to the death match. I mean I know this is the zombie apocalypse but we still live in America right?!?! And what is more American than building a militia and killing people who are trying to stop us from killing people? The only thing I can think of is apple pie and baseball. You might be thinking "Well I would love/ be forced to help you but I don't know if I qualify for a army." DON'T WORRY!!! To join you only have or do one of the following:

1 0R 2: ARMS,LEGS OR EYES

LIVE IN WOODBURY

CAN SPELL YOUR OWN NAME OR COME PRETTY CLOSE

BE WILLING TO DIE FOR NO REASON

AND

CAN COUNT TO 2

"Well great I can join but who will be training us?"

Who will be training you?!?!?!? How about Martinez! You know the guy who just started talking. He wears a fake Michael Jordan jersey around town. You know Martinez right? No? Well how about The Governor? He will show you how to protect yourself and yes he is the same guy who lost a eye when he failed to protect himself and his daughter.

MOST ASKED QUESTIONS:

"What if I don't join? Is there any other way I can Help?"

YES!!!! Cause when the people who are not pussies are training. They are going to need moving targets to shoot at! Or if you don't join we could just kill you on the spot!

"Ok.......where do I sign up?"

That is the best part! Everyone is already signed up!

" Well than why do you have this poster?"

Just for fun. I like making things

"Milton?"

YES! HELLO!

"Are you joining?"

Me?....Hell no. What are you crazy? The Governor said me joining would be like losing 7 men.

"When do we ship out?"

About 3 episodes from now

"That doesn't seem like a lot of time to trained for a battle."

Don't worry. People like you only job are to protect the The Governor, Martinez and maybe that black guy with the beard.

SO THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!!!!! AND FOR THOSE FAMILIES OF THE VOLUNTEERS/SLAVES LET ME SAY I AM SORRY FOR YOUR LOST IN ADVANCE!!!!!

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