Jurassic World, the third sequel to the greatest movie of all time (the comments section of this post is NOT a forum to debate this), comes out on June 12th. And here, Mike at Funny Or Die realizes that day is only seven weeks away.

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JUNE 12th?! It’s almost MAY! OK, I gotta get in line like NOW.


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Have a good weekend guys!


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Did Mike just tell us to have a good weekend? It’s 10 a.m. And Tuesday.


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Slim pickings at the costume store. Not a velociraptor but it’ll do.


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HOLY SHIT! First in line! Hell yeah. Crowd should be showing up any minute now.


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June 12th … June 12th … just gotta make it to June 12th…


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Let’s see how many weeks it’s bee— shit, it’s been 20 minutes.


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I’m hungry and I have to pee.


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Alright that’s better. AND ONLY 50 MORE DAYS TO GO!!


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I’m borrrrrred. I wanna watch a dinosaur eat someonnnneeeee…


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La … la … LA … la la … La la … LA … la la … this is the only thing on my iPhone.


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Alright, fuck this. I’m gonna see The Longest Ride. The line’ll still be there in 90 minutes.


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I hope it works out for this babe and this hunk. This truly IS The Longest Ride.


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I’m not gonna lie, that movie was fucking great. And will make the next 49 days and 22 hours FLY by.


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MOTHERFUCKER!!


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Oh well.

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