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May 09, 2011

How to not feel so bad when butt dialing

Since most Americans today have smart phones, butt dialing has become a huge problem. We all have done it and have recieved the text messages like "you called?, stop fucking butt dialing me!, what the hell do you want?" and so on. In order to not feel as bad when you butt dial here is the solution I have come up with: Simply go through your contacts and find the 3 or 4 people you hate the most and all you have to do is put a couple of a's infront of their name. Say you hate Kyle the most, change his name to aaaaakyle and you will continually call Kyle and piss him off at random moments. I have already done this and it has been a huge success. I changed the name of an ex-girlfriend who was a crazy creep and I have butt dialed her at least 5 times drunk while talking shit on her. Classic game of drunk guy butt dialing crazy girl. Butt dialing is a huge problem in the world and has broken many relationships up. Stop the madness! Start butt dialing people you hate!