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April 26, 2011
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I'm really hoping I can start work soon!

                                                                             Allan

OBJECTIVE

To use every fiber of my being and other's to achieve the seamlessly impossible task of rising to the top… once I'm there everyone's getting a raise… if you helped me… better yet an office moonwalk party with ice-cream and pop rocks, fun combination… NO CLOWNS ALLOWED!!!

PERSONAL ATTRIBUTES

Asian/Pacific Islander 

Ninja

On a good day an Asian/Pacific Islander Ninja - is that a surfboard or a shuriken?   

Knows the forgotten language of the pig's

Can get into tiny spaces

Possibly Bruno Mars's twin

Abs, 8 of them…10, just popped out two more

Extremely proficient at Wii Sports

Can cook fried rice - optional

I can read books backwards… my people call them Mangas

Beautiful shinny black hair - can be feathered or grown long and white

23 but can still order off the kid's menu - cheap date… just saying

Can do flips, but never learned martial arts - mom's overprotective

EXPERIENCE

I know my sushi

I know my fried rices

I know my curries

I know my noodles

I know my stir fries

What wourd you like to order today?… sorry old habits seem to never disappear 

Read the Art of War so I can pretty much strategies a win better than Charlie Sheen

Lifeguard - I have shirt to prove it

Been to the other side of the world. People are much smaller there. Very economical.

EDUCATION

Self taught

That's how we asians roll

Had a little help from my Sensei with Engrish  

REFERENCE

My Mom

She can tell you more about me better than I can describe it.

And she's available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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