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April 26, 2011

I'm really hoping I can start work soon!



To use every fiber of my being and other's to achieve the seamlessly impossible task of rising to the top… once I'm there everyone's getting a raise… if you helped me… better yet an office moonwalk party with ice-cream and pop rocks, fun combination… NO CLOWNS ALLOWED!!!


Asian/Pacific Islander 


On a good day an Asian/Pacific Islander Ninja - is that a surfboard or a shuriken?   

Knows the forgotten language of the pig's

Can get into tiny spaces

Possibly Bruno Mars's twin

Abs, 8 of them…10, just popped out two more

Extremely proficient at Wii Sports

Can cook fried rice - optional

I can read books backwards… my people call them Mangas

Beautiful shinny black hair - can be feathered or grown long and white

23 but can still order off the kid's menu - cheap date… just saying

Can do flips, but never learned martial arts - mom's overprotective


I know my sushi

I know my fried rices

I know my curries

I know my noodles

I know my stir fries

What wourd you like to order today?… sorry old habits seem to never disappear 

Read the Art of War so I can pretty much strategies a win better than Charlie Sheen

Lifeguard - I have shirt to prove it

Been to the other side of the world. People are much smaller there. Very economical.


Self taught

That's how we asians roll

Had a little help from my Sensei with Engrish  


My Mom

She can tell you more about me better than I can describe it.

And she's available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!