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July 03, 2014
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Detroit Residents Stunned!

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Police in Detroit announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes and 25 trafficked prostitutes – all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.

Local residents were stunned.

A community spokesman said: “We’re all shocked; shoot, we never knew we had a library.”

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