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December 02, 2016
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"I use this instead of Tinder."

“I use this instead of Tinder.”


“Normally, I drive a boat.”


“I’m doing your surgery tomorrow.”


“I had to leave my home country because I’m a known serial killer there.”


“In a way, this car runs on souls more than it runs on gasoline.”


“You get a different unique kind of high if you put cocaine in your eyes.”


“Haven’t slept in a day, haven’t showered in three.”


“Not even 10 minutes ago, I was a passenger in this very car.”


“Most people drive a car with their hands. I use someone else’s.”


“I can only cum if I’m driving.”

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