Literally every woman has a ticking time bomb within them that someday will explode and tell you to have millions of babies like a disgusting spider striped with stretch marks laying a fetid egg sac. This is called a “biological clock.” It might explode when you’re 16 or it might explode when you’re 41 (Old Maid much?), but it’s going to happen.
Did you ever make a potato clock in sixth grade? Well, in a variation on the traditional scientific experiment, here are the instructions to make a biological potato clock!