A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The
waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but
the woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and
out of sight under the table. Still, the woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and that it might
offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by
saying to the woman “Pardon me, ma'am , but I think your husband just
slid under the table.”
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, “No, he didn’t. He just walked in the door.”