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Published: June 02, 2011
Description: The Mates are here with a little wisdom for becoming a pap in this week's Top 5 List. Presented by Funny or Die and Pepsi Max.

5. Camouflage yourself as an Asian tourist.

4. Zoom lenses will help find every flaw. Make the investment.

3. Hang out in “celeb heavy” places. Like their bushes, kitchens, and bedrooms.

2. Get punched, make money. Like taking candy from a baby. A weirdly named celeb baby.

1. Stay anonymous. Privacy is important to everyone.

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