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February 11, 2015
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Why is everything against the Christians?

Christian man, Peter, recently married the love of his life or so he thought. Being a man of God, he obviously had not seen his wife or any women naked before his wedding night. When he did, he was in for a huge and gross surprise. Women have buttholes!

“You meet someone, date a few years then after you commit your life to them you find out this whole time they were hiding a butthole!” said Peter. Peter is obviously traumatized by the discovery and has been seeing multiple therapists to work through the issues. Peter added, “people ask why I don’t divorce the liar, but I’m a devote Christian and divorce is a mortal sin.”

Peter is currently seeking the churches approval for an annulment due to lack of consummation and on the grounds of dishonesty. We hope for the best here at Christian Man Weekly, we can only hope our fellow brethren gets the justice he deserves. As for his wife, she’s been ostracized from the church, fired from her job and evicted from her home. Women these days, am I right?

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