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Published: June 03, 2011
Description: Thoughts on current events.
* During her "One Nation" tour...Sarah Palin met with Donald Trump and shared a pizza...topped with extra cheese and baloney.

* Although the Donald does not eat pizza crust...he enjoys devouring thin crusted apprentices.
* Entering the GOP Presidential Race...is Herman Cain, former CEO of Godfather's Pizza. Rumored as a potential running mate is Chuck E. Cheese.

* Attendees to Cain's fund raising dinners...will be charged by the slice...and assessed a Delivery Charge to hear his speech.
* Cain blasted the President by claiming Obama could not run a Godfather's pizzeria. Referring to Bin Laden's fate...an Obama spokesman noted that the President clearly understands the Take Out Business.