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Written by: Josh Hubbell
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Published May 09, 2012

 

 

Obama Makes it Mandatory for Everybody to be Gay, Says Racist Old Redneck

 

RACISMISN’TSUBTLE, NORTH CAROLINA- After a recent interview in which president Barack Obama publicly supported gay marriage many people have responded strongly, both positively and negatively.  What do you think?

 

Stone Cold Steve Austin,

Former Professional Wrestler

“I’ve seen a lot of queers, wrestling in my underwear for 20 years, (he was unaware this rhymed) and quite frankly they are a delight.  They couldn’t have been nicer.  And that’s the bottom line ‘cuz Stone Cold said so!”

Patricia Krentcil,

Tanning Enthusiast

“I think Barack Hussein Obama is setting a bad example for our kids.  What?  No, I don’t see the irony,” she said as her child looked at her face while it literally melted off.

 

Jacob Henderson,

“Actor”/Creep

“If believing that all human beings should be treated equal and have equal rights makes me gay then I’m a big ‘ol faggot.”

 

Greg Jacobs

Advertiser/Devil

"As a gay man I hope that gay marriage will never be legal.  I get to sleep with different people whenever I want, with limited committment and I can always just be like 'I want to marry you too, babe.  Real bad.  It's too bad that the big bad government won't let us. Isn't it just awful?' and then I make a real sad looking face.  It's pretty sweet," he said as horns sprouted from his head and smoke started coming out of his ears.

 

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