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October 19, 2017
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"We thought of a lot of really disturbing stuff around that camp fire, but none of it compares to discovering my parents were using the time to have casual sex with all the other kids’ parents."

The Midnight Society from Nickelodeon’s Are You Afraid of the Dark? was a celebrated secret club of teens from different schools, friend groups, and neighborhoods brought together by one shared passion: a love of scary stories. Or at least that’s what they thought. We spoke to them about the day they found out the whole club was actually set up by their parents, avid local swingers looking to create a convenient time to hold their sex parties.


Gary

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“Evil clowns following you home from the carnival, demons lurking in the swimming pool… We thought of a lot of really disturbing stuff around that camp fire, but none of it compares to discovering my parents were using the time to have casual sex with the other kids’ parents. That’s the part that required years of therapy.”


Kristen

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“I mean, it makes sense our parents were into freaky stuff. No normal parent would constantly send their kid to unsupervised midnight teen campfires. That’s basically asking to burn down a forest and start a high school syphilis outbreak.”


Betty Ann

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“What’s worse? That we actually used the time to tell each other ghost stories instead of experimenting with drugs and sex? Or that our parents were the only ones actually getting high and getting laid?”


Stig

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“Oh, I knew from the beginning. Thought it was pretty cool actually. I thought we all knew. Just assumed it was what gave us all such dark, twisted minds in the first place. I mean, those were creepy stories, especially for a bunch of kids in jean jackets.”


Frank

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“Want to hear the most messed up part? I didn’t leave the Midnight Society because my family moved away from town. My parents just got kicked out of their ‘get-togethers’ for repeatedly ignoring safe words.”


Sam

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“Did you know our parents called their club the Midnight Society too? Gross.”


Eric

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“People wonder why I didn’t stick around in the Midnight Society for very long. I was actually sneaking back to watch the adults have sex. Yeah. Look at me. I’m clearly a deviant.”

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