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Flatulence. Toots. Passing Wind. Butt Burp. Air Biscuit. Benchwarmer. Taint Tickler. FARTS. Some are loud and forceful, some are silent and deadly, but they are something we all experience on a daily basis. When in the comfort of your own home or when in good company you can let them rip loudly and proudly. However, farts sneak up on us often at very inconvenient times. Usually we can hold them in until we can find a safe place to release that cheek squeak, but sometimes it is hard to know where the most appropriate location to do so is. After surveying a large portion of the student body at Indiana University we have compiled a list of the 55 best places to let your stale wind blow.

Flatulence. Toots. Passing Wind. Butt Burp. Air Biscuit.Benchwarmer. Taint Tickler. FARTS.

Some are loud and forceful, some are silent and deadly, butthey are something we all experience on a daily basis. When in the comfort ofyour own home or when in good company you can let them rip loudly and proudly.However, farts sneak up on us often at very inconvenient times. Usually we canhold them in until we can find a safe place to release that cheek squeak, butsometimes it is hard to know where the most appropriate location to do so is.After surveying a large portion of the student body at Indiana University wehave compiled a list of the 55 best places to let your stale wind blow.

1. Arboretum

2. Walking up Ballantine stairs

3. A humid lecture in Swain West

4. Seventh floor of the stacks

5. SRSC racket ball court

6. Next to napping pledge in union lounge

7. Overcrowded A bus

8. Overcrowded B bus

9. Teter quad (anywhere)

10. Village Deli kitchen

11. Vacant union phone booths

12. Sitting in Showalter fountain

13. Beck Chapel pew

14. On the racist Woodburn murals

15. Hoagy Carmichael’s lap

16. Dunn meadow (during fall)

17. 9am geology lab

18. Dunnkirk popcorn machine

19. 7th hole of IU golf course

20. Kinsey Institute

21. Jordan Hall Green House

22. Dull moment at your one friend’s improv show

23. Stargazing at Kirkwood observatory

24. Education library

25. In line for C store sub

26. Z&C

27. On a freshman

28. In sign language class so no one can laugh

29. Foster living learning community

30. Collins coffee house poetry slam

31. Ski/Snowboard club call out meeting

32. Union Starbucks during open mic

33. On your portion of the group project

34. In an overcrowded pledge ride

35. SPEA library

36. Wells group study room

37. Jordan Bridge

38. During foreign film screening at IU cinema

39. Post ICORE photo shoot

40. On the people carding at Nick’s English Hut

41. In front of high school college visit tours

42. On the “Please stop the violence” guy

43. The jungle

44. Bobby Knight’s chair

45. As you leave your drug dealers house so he knows you’re not friends

46. On that test you just bombed

47. Your out of state tuition bills

48. On the leather seats of an international students really expensive car

49. Health Center waiting room

50. IMU Elevator

51. Center Stage in the IU Auditorium so the sound really resonates

52. Saki bombing at Ami right when everyone yells “BOMB”

53. On your dorm roommate who hasn’t left the room in 4 days because he’s on a Netflix binge

54. While giving blood in the Red Cross trucks outside Ballentine

55. In the bathroom, you pig. Have some common decency.

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