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Look out for these the next time you shop!

Amazon recently purchased Whole Foods. Here are some of the changes they’re implementing!

Every employee is now named Alexa

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Lowering prices to make them almost reasonable

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Now stream any food directly into your stomach (Amazon Prime users only)

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The logo

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Finally offering non-human meat

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Remove the old checkout system with a “whoever gets to the cashier alive gets to buy their groceries” method

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