Turns out I was being cheated on....and I am the one getting dumped. I can't believe I was so stupid. Within 1 week someone else had moved in.
What was I to do? I needed revenge. But something original. I sent a card that said "Keep Your Crabs to Yourself"....addressed it to the resident of suite 304 and slipped it under the door.
It was sweet....not only did they break up but nobody would touch either one with a ten foot poll. (2 birds with one card)
I feel real bad about that....Just kidding NO I DON'T!!!!!!
Thanks for giving me my dignity back!