Jon Stewart opened last night's Daily Show with a segment on Marcus Bachmann, straight-shooting, gay-fixing, heteropartner of Michele Bachmann. The Presidential hopeful's husband has come under fire recently for running a pray-the-gay-away clinic for homosexuals. Right. Sure. Can he be VP, please? Four more years!

Anyway, I was gonna keep going with some set up here, but you saw the headline, right? Let's get this show on the road.