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June 02, 2009
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Hey there. Whatcha workin' on? Big project? I know how that is. Mr. Mussberger's got me on the Fierstein account, and it's turning out to be a real humdinger! But I won't bother you with it. You look pretty busy, with your big project and all. What's that? Nah, nobody minds me comin' to chat with you at your desk. People here're cool. Cool as an ice cube, or ice cubicle, I like to say. That tends to get a lot of laughs. You'll probably laugh later, when you get it. Just a little office humor. I'm sorta the office clown. But seriously, people're fun here.

Dum, dum, dee dum-- oh, that reminds me: we're all heading out to TGI Friday's after work. Should be really fun. They've got this drink-- a mudslide, I think it's called-- that's got both alcohol and chocolate in it. Almost tastes like chocolate milk. But not any chocolate milk I had as a kid, I'll tell you that! You should come. You know, if you've got nothing better to do. And, what the heck, first drink's on me.

No really, I promise. Nobody minds me talkin' over here. Like I said, people are cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Whew. Only 11 in the ol' AM. Whaddaya say we skip out after lunch? Nah, I'm just joshin'. But really, I'll do it if you want to do it. Do you? Yes? No yeah, I'm just kidding. We should work. But if you wanted to go, you know... nah, I'm still kidding. Don't tell Mr. Mussberger I said any of this, though. Ha... ho ho. Whew.

Dut dut, duh dut dut, duh dut... Watched a couple episodes of season five of HBO's The Wire last night. Got it on Netflix. You seen it? You should. You can come by my place some time and watch if you like. You're busy? I didn't say when.... forget it. Great show, though. You should, you know, check it out some time. There's this guy Omar... nah, I won't spoil it.

Bum bum ba dum, bum.... Law and Order. Brrrrrryup dup dup. Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely... a little Journey. I like 'em, no big deal.


Nah, I'm cool to hang a little longer. The Fierstein account can wait. Don't worry about it. Ch ch ch. Pipdeedipdeedip. Rrrripadip dip. Flamalamadingdong. Am I bothering you? Haha, you joker. Uh oh, I better watch out! Contender for office clown crown on the loose! Eek! Ha ha, just joking.

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Clown, crown, clown, crown. Rhymed there, didn't even mean to.

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What's that? Yeah, I'll leave.

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