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September 02, 2015
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My dire situation has a solution.

Christians! I call up to you. The experiment of the United States of America has failed. Our Christian heritage is no longer respected. From the Indians to the slaves, Christianity has made its way into the hearts of so many; saving the souls of those who were meant for damnation, but instead made salvation possible.

As many of you know, the SUPREME COURT ORDERED ME to marry gay couples, telling me my religious objections did not matter. Is this not the last straw for us Christians? I urge my state of Kentucky to secede from the United States so I can remain a County Clerk in Rowan County, Kentucky. Why were the Indians given reservations (who have the strangest beliefs) with a pass of thought when we Christians,the dying majority in America are not given lands of our own to allow us to form our own laws based on the Bible? First, abortion was legalized. Now, gay people can marry. What Bible school did these Supreme Court justices go to?

I do not want to marry a gay couple. If I marry a gay couple, I risk the only thing that matters in this world: my relationship with Jesus Christ. He hath told me in the scripture in my 45th anniversary edition of The New American Bible (Revised Edition) (that can be bought for only $6.00 at Amazon),“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”

If I can save these men and women from death by not marrying them, then perhaps I can gain a better standing in heaven—hopefully the third level. If I go to prison, then so be it; I will go. I have received many job offers from places like Fox News, conservative groups, and from The Knights party. Instead, I would be a martyr for my religion and hopefully one day I will become a saint like Mother Theresa who is definitely living on the third level in heaven.

Sincerely,

Kim Davis

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