...but I took a proud look at my poop this morning and I actually said "Captain's Log, Friay the 13th, 2009"..and then flushed! HA! Almost as good as when I insisted to my bf that I "just had to pee"...but then..well...shit happened. He gave me a dirty look after and I said "Sorry, dude. My call waiting went off." Ahhhhhhh....it's all so sexy LOL At least I didn't take a picture because I thought it looked like Elvis.