AFTER MANY YEARS WORKING BIG GIG DOORS, THINGS SOMETIMES GET BORING. OHHH, THE THINGS WE DO TO RELIEVE THE BOREDOM. WHATS REALLY FUNNY IS WHAT PEOPLE WILL DO TO GET IN MY DOOR...BUT HERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME. LEAVE YOUR I.D.'S AND CLOTHES AT HOME AND COME HAVE SOME FUN... SO GUESS WHO HAS THE BIGGEST... CAPTION AWAY FODOLITES.... THE FODMEISTERS... FODAROONIES... PEOPLE OF THE FOD.... THE FODSTERS.... MAKING CAPTIONS.
I don't think I've ever gotten an email without any text before. That was intentional, right?
As for the contest, I am once again filled with tremendous pride and humility. There were several goodies today; so, let me get right to announcing the winners.
First: stollmw: "I told you Daisy, one sale to R. Kelly and we'll be on easy street." A mind this brilliant and perverse should never be put in charge of anything...except picking tomorrow's winners.
Second: westsideslant: "2 girls, 1 cup." 2 funny for 1 man.
Third: Willieboy: "DON'T EAT THE SNICKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!" Trust me, I won't.
BTW, a special shout out to all my new friends! If I had been considering a climb up the nearest belltower with my AK-47 in tote, y'all would have saved many lives this week.